Who Are “These Stains Are Who I Am”?
We’re two friends making good songs with dumb lyrics.
Creating honest art is difficult. That’s why we don’t hide the fact that we’re frauds. We draw our inspiration from a variety of genres and write lyrics stemming from the first idea that comes to our heads, no matter how silly. The music we create at least cracks us up. We hope that you might enjoy it as well.
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Let’s Wobble
Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms? – Trouble standing, needing a strong hand to guide you– Bending into any shape to please those around you– Spontaneous dancing and[…]
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Disasters, Remastered
We are pleased to announce that eight of your (and our) favorite Stains songs have been freshly remastered and are making their way to streaming services for the first time![…]
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Kill! Die! Gun! Spy!
A while back, a friend gave us a writing prompt: “make a James Bond theme song.” Never ones to step down from a challenge, we immediately started writing an entire[…]
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