Who Are “These Stains Are Who I Am”?

We’re two friends making good songs with dumb lyrics.

Creating honest art is difficult. That’s why we don’t hide the fact that we’re frauds. We draw our inspiration from a variety of genres and write lyrics stemming from the first idea that comes to our heads, no matter how silly. The music we create at least cracks us up. We hope that you might enjoy it as well.

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Latest News

“Songs For The Quarantimes” Livestream

UPDATE 6/6/2020 – The livestream has been postponed and will be rescheduled. Here’s our message to everyone: Hey y’all. We talked it over and we’ve decided that our particular brand[…]

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New Song: “Desperation Mustache”

We all have to try something new once in a while. Desperate times call for desperate measures, as they say, and boy are these times desperate. But unlike the facial[…]

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New Song: “I Drink Bleach”

“I Drink Bleach” album art by kiwi.art Sometimes the jokes write themselves. We’re not happy about it either, but at least it gave us some good material. The first song[…]

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