Who Are “These Stains Are Who I Am”?
We’re two friends making good songs with dumb lyrics.
Creating honest art is difficult. That’s why we don’t hide the fact that we’re frauds. We draw our inspiration from a variety of genres and write lyrics stemming from the first idea that comes to our heads, no matter how silly. The music we create at least cracks us up. We hope that you might enjoy it as well.
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Here at These Stains Enterprises, we take every ridiculous idea very seriously. So when Andrew said “let’s make a choose-your-own-adventure album,” we had no choice but to comply to the[…]
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That’s right, our Yuletide classic “Christmas In Hell” is now available on all major streaming services! Give it a listen at bit.ly/stains-xmas or wherever you listen to music!
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