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Our Next Project

Here at These Stains Enterprises, we take every ridiculous idea very seriously. So when Andrew said “let’s make a choose-your-own-adventure album,” we had no choice but to comply to the fullest extent possible. And so, we are proud to present our next project, The Concert: An Interactive Aural Odyssey. 30-ish songs. Branching storylines. Dozens of…
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Next Time on Butter Island

Will the Salted and Unsalted butter settle their differences? How will Jessica handle the shocking news? All this and more steamy, melty action next time, on Butter Island! I guess Andrew was watching Love Island and wrote some music in the style of the theme song? Well we reverse-engineered a promo for our new hit…
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See You In Hell, Santa!

That’s right, our Yuletide classic “Christmas In Hell” is now available on all major streaming services! Give it a listen at or wherever you listen to music!

December Livestream!

These Stains are BACK and ready to rock the best venue in Boston: Ben’s Living Room! We’ll be livestreaming an evening of new songs, classics, and covers on Saturday, December 10th at 7:30pm ET. You can tune in at – subscribe to get notified when we go live! – or join the Facebook event.…
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‘Tis The Season

Congratulations! You made it this far into 2020. Pour yourself a stiff eggnog, sit by the crackling fire, and… hey, what’s that sulfur smell? The whole year has gone to hell. So why not spend Christmas there, too! Celebrate the season with our instant holiday classic, “Christmas in Hell.” Available on SoundCloud, Bandcamp, and YouTube.