New Song: “I Drink Bleach”

New Song: “I Drink Bleach”

“I Drink Bleach” album art by

Sometimes the jokes write themselves. We’re not happy about it either, but at least it gave us some good material.

The first song to be released in our “Songs For The Quarantimes” series, “I Drink Bleach” is about just that. Why drink bleach? Because you’re free. Because you’re stubborn. Because you don’t give a hoot. This hard-rocking song is for the real patriots out there, partying on the beach despite the stay-at-home orders.

(But seriously, don’t drink bleach. It will maim you or kill you. Duh. Also respect social distancing, we’re in the middle of a pandemic.)