I Am The Machine
You think you’re tough? You don’t even know what tough is! There’s nothing like the power of being at the controls of… a forklift. We become one. I am the machine.
Andrew showed Ben some ridiculous, probably AI-generated t-shirts about forklift operators, so we wrote an anthem for all the operators out there. For such tough folks we needed tough music, like Pantera and Slayer. We turned up our amps, chugged out a driving riff, and growled out the warning: stand back and see what we’re made of!