Let’s Wobble

Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms?

– Trouble standing, needing a strong hand to guide you
– Bending into any shape to please those around you
– Spontaneous dancing and flopping
– Feeling like just sagging bag of skin that holds your feelings in

If so, please consult your physician, as you may be suffering from Bonelessness.

For a homeopathic remedy, consider listening to “Boneless,” our new single, over and over again. Its punk rock energy has been proven* to strengthen weak bones, and even cause you to grow entirely new bones! You’ll go from wobbling to hobbling to standing tall again, all in a few hundred listens.

* This statement has not actually been proven, and neither Ben nor Andrew is a medical doctor.

Listen to “Boneless” now on Bandcamp or stream it wherever you find your music.