These Stains are BACK and ready to rock the best venue in Boston: Ben’s Living Room! We’ll be livestreaming an evening of new songs, classics, and covers on Saturday, December 10th at 7:30pm ET. You can tune in at twitch.tv/thesestains – subscribe to get notified when we go live! – or join the Facebook event.…
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Elon’s gonna blow up Twitter. Mark is gonna blow up Meta. And if our new song is actually a prophecy, Jeff’s space program might just blow up the moon itself. “Blew Up The Moon” is an imagined retelling of the romance between a billionaire, his lost love, and the space program that would save it…
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This Halloween, These Stains has some treats (and also some tricks) for you! Let the haunting orchestration of “The Tate of the Smell of a Horse” bury you to the deepest (cheese) cave of your darkest fears. And prepare to get right frightened as you stroll down “Spooky Street,” an instrumental with a scary surprise.…
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Can’t make it to our Porchfest set? You can check out our practice concert from this past weekend! We held a party for some friends and played them some tunes. It was a blast, and we mostly remembered how to play everything! Come for the BRAND NEW SONG we revealed, stay for our very good…
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These Stains are excited to be playing live again! We’ve done a few open mics here and there, but otherwise our EP Release/Quarantine Livestream was our last big “concert.” Which is why we’re incredibly excited to be playing again at Somerville Porchfest on Saturday, May 14, 2022! Join us and over a hundred other musical…
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It’s finally here! Firesword 2 is now available for your listening pleasure on Bandcamp and all streaming services. Journey underground to a world of talking animals, tyrannical rulers, and epic battles in this “sequel” to our epic prog-rock tale. Firesword 2 by These Stains Are Who I Am We had a blast at our premier…
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That’s right, it’s actually happening! Firesword 2 – the continuation of our epic prog-rock journey – will be released on 2/22/22 (“Firesword TWOsday”). You can pre-order it now on Bandcamp and pre-save it on Spotify right now. It’ll be available on all streaming services on 2/22. Want to listen along with us? Join us for…
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Well, you’ve done it now… You stole from the fearsome, wicked, and powerful Raccoon King! Never mind that it was just a single gold coin; you’re going to be punished to the fullest extent of the law, or whatever the King decides is the law. Can you plead your case and appease him, or will…
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You find yourself hopelessly lost in a dark cave, deep underground. Then all of a sudden, a city comes into view, full of friendly talking animals. They invite you to feast with them, but you bite off a little more than you can chew… The saga of Firesword 2 beings with our first single, “Cave…
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We’re finally giving the fans what they want! That’s right, Firesword 2 is coming soon*! Firesword was our tribute and celebration to the craziness and excess of progressive rock, a genre Ben listened to way too much of during high school. We fit a lot of fun ideas into 9 minutes back in 2019. But…
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