Category: New Music

By the glow of the lights off the Christmas tree, I sit under the mistletoe, waiting for that special someone. You know who I’m talking about. Mysterious. Magical. Merry. That’s right: I’m gonna make Santa Clause mine. While writing “Blurry Photograph”, we realized we could make this song about any mythical creature, not just cryptids…
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This summer we were invited to play JP Porchfest with our friends, local punk band Bad Idea USA. After Ben saw them live at Deep Cuts, he was inspired to add some pop-punk energy for the upcoming Porchfest set. Looking through our back catalog, he found the perfect song to transform: “Sourdough”. From a slow,…
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Imagine your perfect partner. Here’s mine: Smart. Funny. Charming. Kind smile. Long, brown hair. Big feet. Lives in the woods. Did I mention big feet? That’s right, my true love is a real legend: Sasquatch! They’re just so… mysterious. It’s about time cryptids got the respect they deserved. And what better way to show our…
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Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms? – Trouble standing, needing a strong hand to guide you– Bending into any shape to please those around you– Spontaneous dancing and flopping– Feeling like just sagging bag of skin that holds your feelings in If so, please consult your physician, as you may be suffering from…
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We are pleased to announce that eight of your (and our) favorite Stains songs have been freshly remastered and are making their way to streaming services for the first time! That’s right, Disasters, Remastered drops on October 18th, though you can listen to “Ketchup Packet” and “My Simulation” today on Bandcamp. The collection includes: –…
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A while back, a friend gave us a writing prompt: “make a James Bond theme song.” Never ones to step down from a challenge, we immediately started writing an entire story for our imagined secret agent. Action! Treachery! Double-crosses! Alcoholism! We could see it on the big screen already. But more important than the film…
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Whenever you walk into a music shop, there’s that part of you that just wants to go ham on everything around you. You restrain yourself, however, because you’re not a jerk. Luckily, the central character of our new song is a jerk, so you can live vicariously through them! “Kicked Out Of Guitar Center” started…
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Grab a few pumpkin spice lattes, smash some Halloween candy, and get ready to (rock and) roll in a pile of fallen leaves. Our new song, “Drunk On Fall,” is the new official Anthem for Autumn™️. We went full Blink-182 on this one, so enjoy the pop-punk energy and a catchy hook of “na na…
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30+ Songs, dozens of genres, and 50+ minutes of music. A fully playable, text-based, choose-your-own-adventure game. Welcome to The Concert: An Interactive Aural Odyssey! The Concert is both an album and a game. You can play the game now in your browser, on desktop and mobile. In the game, you inhabit the character of “the…
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A few months ago we announced our next project, “The Concert: An Interactive Aural Odyssey,” an album / choose-your-own-adventure game. Now we are pleased to report that recording is complete, the game has been created, and we’re nearly done with final mixing and testing of the music and game respectively! Soon the game will be…
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